Cerpen di Twitter

sempet nulis cerpen di twitter, ga ada judulnya.. ga ada intinya.. dan ga boleh dibaca! :-D

ini semua tweet dari @andiim3 :

Ga bs tdur, mari kita bercerita…

Cerita ini hanya fiktif belaka, tapi siapa tau juga fakta, jadi kemiripan nama, adegan, dan lokasi bukan merupakan suatu kesengajaan

Jadi ceritanya dmulai beberapa waktu lalu, lebih dari 60hr yg lalu..

Dua insan itu memulai kisahnya sebagai kekasih.. meski kenyataannya si cewe masih belum bisa lupa dengan Mr.D’guyBe4Me

Beberapa minggu berlalu, sampai si cewe -mungkin- tidak tahan akan rindunya ke Mr.D’guyBe4Me, apa yg dilakukan si cewe?

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Email SPAM Juga Bisa Jadi Cerpen

Pernahkah anda menerima email SPAM yang mencoba menipu anda dengan modus “mengajak anda bekerja sama”? Dulu saya sering menerima email sejenis yang mengatakan bahwa dia dari Nigeria, tapi sekarang ternyata orang Indonesia pun ikut mengirimkan SPAM sejenis ke saudaranya.

Melihat sisi lain dari predikat SPAM, ternyata email-email tersebut juga cukup menghibur. Eh?? Iya, soalnya mereka mirip seperti cerita pendek (cerpen). Dan kadang saya sampai tersenyum –dan kadang tertawa terbahak-bahak- saat membacanya. :-D

Berikut adalah contoh email spam yang saya dapat dari sahabat penipu di Indonesia. Silahkan menikmati.

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bad feeling

Today i woke up late, the first thing i did was texting my GF, it’s my routine to check on her. She’s my babe, so i have to keep an eye on her. hehe

fall in loveShe is a college girl, so she goes to campus almost everyday, well, she’s little bit different than me who got nothing to do everyday, just wasting my time on bed and online. Okay, that’s a huge differences.

 

Bconfuseut there is something bothering my mind. I’m not sure what it is. I feel weirdness flying around my head with their little freaky wings. Even it could make the freak pink dinosaurs even worst.

Those weirdness like wanna say something about my new relationship. I tend not to listen their voices. But they speak thru to my mind and says to me in a devil ways:

hit in the facehaha.. poor Andi.. it is useless to text her this morning, she’s not completely yours. She still loves her ex. You can’t be the guy before you. You can’t even beat him. Just leave your feeling behind, find a new babe.. >:-D”

But, my angel give the devil a slap in the face, slap in the faceand talk to me tenderly:

angledon’t listen to him, darl, he can only give bad feeling and negative thought to people. Be positive, I’m sure that you can be yourself and win her heart. So that you may be a great couple. You both are still young, I can understand if both of you still think, sometimes, in a negative way. Now keep this in mind, be yourself in loving each other, because your spouse will have to love you, not somebody else. And now, wake up from your dream, and take care of her, and don’t forget to take a bath and brush your teeth. O:-) ”

thinkWell, I think I have to do what my angel said. I have to move on, believing in this relationship, start learning my girl, n giving her the best I could.

And finally I have to take a shower like the angel said. shower

That’s all folks.. bye bye… bye