-Operator! Give me the number for 911! 😀
-Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We
could buy all kinds of useful things
like…love! (emang cinta jaman sekarang
mah bisa dibeli)
-Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t
understand.( bener juga ya..:D)
-I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up
there, please save me Superman.  (gara2
kata2 ini ane hampir nyembah superman :D)
-Son, if you really want something in this life, you
have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to
announce the lottery numbers.pilosopi yang
bagus (jadi dia “kerja kerasnya”maen
lotre:D)
-Well, it’s 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some
quality time with the kids.(set dah begimane mau
quality time ma anaknya ? jam 1 mah anak2nya
dah pada tidur :D)
-You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a
woman. You just have to read the manual and
press the right buttons.:D
-When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems
aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on
TV! 😀
-[MeetingAliens] Please don’t eat me! I have a wife and kids.
Eat them!(ini salah satu kata-kata yang paling
kocak :D)
-What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our
kid is nuts.:D
-Marge, you’re as beautiful as Princess Leia and as
smart as Yoda.:D
-Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably.
The lesson is, never try. (kocak nih:D)
-I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids.
So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing
about how I’m going to Hell? (parah :D)
-Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say
you’re prejudiced against all races.:D
-It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a
troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in
eight hours of TV a day.:D
-Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves,
gremlins, and eskimos.(jadi eskimo juga cuma
dongeng yak :D)
-I want to share something with you: The three
little sentences that will get you through life.
Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good
idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got
here.(:D)
-How is education supposed to make me feel
smarter? Besides, every time I learn something
new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.
Remember when I took that homewinemaking
course, and I forgot how to drive?
(hikmahnya..alkohol bikin otak bego:D)
-If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the
guy who can’t speak English.:D
-I’m never going to be disabled. I’m sick of being
so healthy.:D
-I like my beer cold , my TV loud and my
homosexuals flaming.
-[Looking at a globe map…country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! ‘You-are-gay.’
(uruguay dieja dalam bahasa inggris
kedengerannya hampir mirip2 sama you are
gay :ngakak)
-All my life I’ve had one dream, toachieve my many
goals(pilosopi yang hebat.)

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